Travel By Air, Ground, Or Sea: Fafo Doesn't Pay A Dime Either Way!!!
All of us were making a trip from the Midwest to the East Coast, and then finally to the Bahamas...The total trip was $600 for each of us...Well not for Fafo...his expenses were rolled over into ours...but still $600 dollars for travel by Airplane to all of our destinations and the final stop the Bahamas...and for all of our ground transportation via taxi and bus from the airports to the hotels...and then to have a team of professionals taking us fishing on a boat that was larger than my 2 bedroom apartment...was a steal...and we didn't mind paying for Fafo as he is the one that set the whole thing up!!! Once again kudos to Fafo!!!
Things to know about Fafo: He Loves To Travel To Places Like: Spain, Italy, France, the Bahamas, and He loves to fly, take cruises...and much more...As Long As You Pay...Find Great Travel Deals like Fafo on Travelocity, Orbitz, Priceline, and other sites...
The greatest thing that being a friend of Fafo can do for you is to get you out to more places and meet more people...not just any places...cool travel spots and great locations. Not just meet more people, but really cool people...he knows celebrities, business owners, politicians, and many more great people unlike yourself and your pathetic network of friends.
It's not about the size of the ship that matters...but the motion of the ocean is what counts. Fafo decided to take all his friends on a cruise...it was his idea, and yet they all paid his way!!!
Fafo just graduated from the University of Missouri St. Louis. He was a college student for 10 years...and no, he is not a doctor, a lawyer, or anything that requires you to be in school for more than 4 years. Fafo is somebody who likes to take his time and really soak in life one drop at a time!!! He is best known for his crazy behavior that allows his friends the opportunity to pick up chicks from his overflow at a bar. Have you ever walked into a bar anywhere in the midwest, the southeast, or spain? Well if you have you would hear some bartender or customer telling a story about a 6'5 Cuban and some thong he wore!!! Before you know it somebody would be buying around of drinks in honor of Fafo who isn't even in the bar. Now that is the stuff of legends...I have never seen Fafo pay for one drink in his entire life. Reminds me of the Osama Bin Laden look a like that owns that 7-11....Fafo wasn't even old enough but Fafo promised to strap a M-80 firecracker to the back of his thong and run into 7-11 in honor of the stores fallen ancestors...the store owner, actually being a hindu, freaked out and begged Fafo to just leave and not light it in fear...not for the store but for this young boy and his nut sack!!!...Fafo said he wouldn't light if Osama Jr. would give him and his buddies a 6 pack each...Well that day those young boys drank Natural light until their piss burned.
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Fafo has an amazing tongue!!! his tongue is known as mini fafo!!! he once got into a shouting match with someone...Fafo got tired of talking so slapped the man with his tongue!!! Those that were there said it was like a cow tongue reaching around to lick it's ears and swat the flies away!!! The man was standing 5 feet away when Fafo put his tongue on the left side of the guys head with such force that the man fell over...some historians say because of this event the catch phrase tongue and cheek was invented...
Bacardi Limon and Coca Cola: That's the Drink of a Classy Pro!!!
Most people were working but not Fafo...He had traveled to the Bahamas for the Bacardi Big Billfish Tournament down in the Bahamas!!! Nothing like being out in the open water on the clear blue seas of the Bahamas drinking Bacardi Limon and Coke waiting for a Big Sailfish or Giant Blue Marlin to hit your line...Live the Dream Fafo...live it...we love watching you live the life that we only dream about...Please Keep us up to date!!!
While Fafo is out sipping some Bacardi and Limon...Most of us are at work...we all work to live...but Fafo lives to not work!!! To be able to do that is amazing....how Fafo figured this out...we are all still trying...but hey thanks to Fafo we at least have a website where we can hear and read all about his jobless adventures...keep living Fafo while the rest of us keep working!!!
Chic's dig Fafo...but even more they dig Mini Fafo...And the guys are envious and jealous!!! All of his friends always beg him to stick it out and show them...They all wish they had a tongue like Fafo's!!!
Travel Sites That You Have To Try:
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